Me:I've been fighting a cold for two months.
Dr:This isn't a cold, it's pneumonia.
Me:...
Dr:You're an idiot. You can't just "fight a cold", work nonstop, volunteer, be a dad, a husband, shop, laundry, babies, fly to the coast, hang with your friends, play with the kids, driveback and forth to basketball practices, basketball games, play rehearsals, to Kansas City, Christmas, New Years party, birthdays and keep running and going and just think you can tough out pneumonia like your some indestructable superhuman. Stoopid jerk.
Me:...
Dr:dumbass.
Me:...
Some portions of the above conversation may have occured in my head.