August 2012
30 posts
The Dispatchers Failed Attempt At Homicide or I...
Amtrak was heading eastbound into Laplata, MO this morning. There they would pick up and drop off passengers enroute to Chicago.
Myself westbound also toward Laplata. Behind me another westbounder.
Amtrak would be loading and unloading on the track farthest from the depot, main two. They would need “protection” on main one so passengers could cross the tracks safely.
We have a new...
July 2012
79 posts
I'm surrounded by morons
I’m just getting to work, havent had any coffee and I’m being bombarded.
My train is going to be a very difficult 17,000 ton monster but it won’t talk. My box of rocks conductor on the other hand…
Insult Mumurs
I have a bunch of incompetent coworkers. They sleep and say dumb shit and I let them know what I think of them just over my breath.
I don’t whisper. I murmur but like a question. They hear me but I change the inflection. It’s like saying a string a profanities to an infant in baby talk.
“It doesnt matter what you say, as long as you say it with inflection”
Like point...
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Here I Go, Here I Go, Here I Go Again
Girls what’s my weakness?
“I know you want it. Take it. Yes. Take it. That’s right take it all.”
– Me at the gas pump
Cake Fight or DON'T STEP IN THAT
Following a great SilverbackKS party was today’s 7th birthday party for Josephine.
We had the badass bouncy thingy another day, presents, pizza and cake.
And a cake fight. I’ve been smashing cake in the birthday kid’s faces for years. Jen isn’t a fan. Josie is a bit sensitive and doesn’t get people are laughing with her instead of at when our jokester family gets...
Hell's Bells and Sassafras: I’m bummed that we had... →
judgernaut:
I’m bummed that we had to leave the SilverbackKS barbecue so early. I’m also bummed that I didn’t just fill my purse up with brisket before we left. Rookie mistake.
Somehow my dad got the idea that I am a good photographer. I don’t know who told him that, but I’m a little upset. So I had to take…
If you’re coming to the party tomorrow night and not sure what to bring let me know.
Party Tomorrow
This thing means a lot. I feel like tomorrow is going to be Christmas, fourth of July, falling in love and all my kids being born rolled onto one.
I don't believe people should own assault rifles
I believe in owning traditional guns as outlined in the Bible.
Give me a glazed donut and a bottle of anything
To go.
Ah, Chick-fil-A
You had me at Chick but then lost me at A-hole
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Alright Here's My Meme Idea
Recreate the profile pic of some of your favorite Tumblr peeps.
you better goddamn do it too.
Kacy and theblueprint yeah youre right, I guess its more like, I hope it doesnt fail.
Meme Idea
Maybe its not a meme. It’s that thing where everyone takes a pic of themselves doing the same thing or pose or body part. I have an idea for one of those.
Um. So should I start or say it or what. Nervous you’ll think its dumb.
SilverbackKS One Year Anniversary: THIS SATURDAY
When I first moved to Topeka I made new friends on Twitter, then real life.
Come to our party this Saturday and make some new great friends.
I know Topeka is out of the way but so is this invitation.
We want you guys here. Come here. Laugh here. Crash here.
SilverbackKS One Year Anniversary
Youre Invitied. Like our page. Come have some BBQ. Kids. Laugh. Use the plunger if you clog the toilet. Drunking.
It’s also Manspeaker’s Birthday. More Drunkered.
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smashedperderders:
frageelay reblogged your post: August CHSH
Not this summer. We’ll announce official April dates later this year.
Since there won’t be one this summer who’s interested in going to one in early-ish fall?
ROKCTOBER!!!!! EVERYONE COME TO KC!
Pre-surgery Surgeon Jitters
Doc: Any questions?
Me: What's the capitol of South Carolina?
Doc: Columbus, Columbia?
Me: I don't know I'm asking you, you asked if we had questions.
Doc: Anyone else have any questions? No? *Exits*
Me: You're a goner Ma.
Ma: No shit.
SCENE.(The last two lines may or may not have happened in my head)
Pheochromocytoma
So we deal with things in different ways. I deal with stress by making other people laugh or feel better about themselves. I deflect. Today I worked on TheDZA.
While…
I was at the hospital with Jen all day after a very stressful two weeks with her mother. Preparing wills and making “arrangements”. Ruth was diagnosed with pheochromocytoma which apparently is a bad motherfucker.
It’s so rare our...
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THEDZA NEEDS YOUR HELP
Daniel is in the ER with a kidney stone.
Prayers? Nah. He needs your pics.
We helped Jess push out Sushibell we can help Dan push that bowling ball through his pee hole.
For the love of god, interwebs his weiner needs you.
Life as I know it: Happy Birthday, SilverbackKS! →
silverbackks:
Happy Birthday! Yesterday marked one year after we went out officially for the first time as a troupe. This is a special day also because we have passed over one hundred registered volunteers.
First, we would like to apologize for it taking a year for the first newsletter but…
