It makes me more than a little sad
That tomorrow GorillaSushi will be off the market :’(
It’s what’s foreplay.
I’d like to see a movie where Abraham Lincoln travels thru time and kills the idiots responsible for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Pro Tip: Unaccompanied Minor
If you think dropping your kid off at the airport to fly alone is gonna be rough, just wait. You can’t just flee in agony you have to wait till the plane is in the air. That seems logical in case they have to return back to the terminal, but sometimes you just want to run from that which destroys you. Pain trumps logic. Run don’t run.
These Truths Are Self Evidence
Ive been missing truthful Tuesdays and have been stock piling. Poor you. every morning I blow an exact replica Rice Krispie shaped boog from my left nostril. Tomorrow Josie flies back to IL, after three weeks here. I’ve barely seen her cause I’m working so much. In three weeks she will return for another three weeks and I’ve promised her we would spend a lot more time...
Not a fan. My train today is a 16,000 ton grain train. My train yesterday was about 3500. I’ll have probably four engines(2 in front/2 in back) and yet struggle to make speed and hills will be a joke. To put this in perspective I googled 16000 tons and found out it will be like pulling 40 jumbo jets or the Sphinx. Downhill will feel like going for a ride on the face of Thor’s hammer. UPDATE:...
Happy Birthday Terry
My dad would have been 64 today. He lost a battle with colon cancer 6 days after his 57th birthday. Till I die I will regret not making my peace/asking him all of the questions/saying goodbye and I love you. I turn 40 this year. 17 years left. Live like you were dyin. Ready. GO.
Cloudya: In case you missed the memo? I'm a... →
cloudya: I post pictures of my kid, because he’s beautiful and I love him. But it’s more than that. When I post a picture of my nugget, I am trying to convey the sense of wonder and awe that stops me dead whenever he smiles. I am trying to share the way my heart balloons, the emotion that swells inside of… Ditto. Also, Colin Firth
Shopping with the 14 yr old is so dumb. She loves things after she sees other people wearing it. She hated my glasses till she saw other people wearing them. She hates stuff I pick out for her sister then sees it on tv or somewhere then steals it from her closet. Today I had an idea for her and she fought me tooth and nail. She’s going change her mind in a month or year and I’ll...
theblueprint: most people, after an argument, think of things they’d *wish* they had thought to say. me? i think of how glad i am that i *didn’t* say what i was thinking in that moment. i’m genuinely a vicious person.
Note To Self
Don’t work with Gorilla Glue, then play Xbox with the kid.
This could go one of two ways
Bad. Or. Why do I even fucking bother?
Southwest Airlines perform your sorcery
Josephine: MDW Me: KCI