June 2012
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May 2012
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I Love Frageelay
With my whole heart.
Super Slo-mo/Fast Forward
I have so much going on at once right now my brain is slowing way down.
Meanwhile the world around me is going at a hundred miles an hour.
I’m more clear and calm during high stress situations, so I’m enjoying this high.
SilverbackKS Needs Your Help
We are going to help block something horrible.
We need donated King/Queen unfitted bed sheets (dark colors) by tomorrow.
They will be sewn and used Wednesday morning.
Wednesday morning we will need Volunteers. If you are in the area we need help. Please tell your friends and family. Sheets tomorrow and a few hours Wednesday.
We are going to do something wonderful. Help us. Join us. You...
"You're Holding Back"
I said to my colon yesterday, so this morning I had an apple and chased it with a double espresso
Tomorrow morning's Instagram will be of a medium...
I’m going to use the Coffee filter.
Watching So You Think You Can Dance
Me: If you were gasping for air what would be your last words?
Jen: get off of me
Me: yeah if you were dying I'd probably be on top of you saying 'stay warm till I finish'
I'm so happy cuz today I found my friends
They’re in my phone.
Having lunch with my amazing friends
Then realizing we’ve been talking for three kick ass hours beats your day like it was a baby seal.
“The world is changed by examples, not by opinions.”
– Paulo Coelho (via kari-shma)
Lead by them.
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i love boobs
titsandsass:
boobies, boobs, boobs
Cosigned. In fact I’m heading to the Halmark store to try find the right card that says, “Those were some great boobies last night. Thanks. You made our night. Oh, and Fun Fact: Did you know that each time you flash railroaders going by on a train a kitten is cured of cancer? Truth. God bless you and your cancer fighting boobies.” I need to...
Morning Fix
I’ve never done Heroin but imagine that the warm rush that lights up inside my body during an orgasm blows that shit away.
And I’m an orgasm junkie.
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My Girl/Her World
Me: Did you see what I wrote?
Jen: Yes, I liked it
Me: On Facebook?
Jen: No, in real life.
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Doughnuts?
Not sure why anyone would waste their time.
Me personally, I’ll cut a hole in a cantelope and fuck the dogshit out of it.
UPPITY STUFF: KS Pharmacists May Refuse to Fill... →
roughnightforlulu:
‘Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback (R) signed a bill yesterday that will allow pharmacists in the state to refuse to fill a prescription they think could be used to induce abortion. But since the “conscience” measure says they cannot be required to provide a drug or…
Complain about high taxes or traffic in your big city or state. Here in Kansas we are losing dignity.
Chicago Sun-Times: Oral Sex Could Lead to Throat... →
goestoeleven:
oldtobegin:
attheageofdecay:
animalsandmonsters:
abloodymess:
callthisrational:
midwest-monster:
OH COOL, WAY TO GIVE THEM ALL A FUCKING GREAT FUCKING EXCUSE
“No honey, I can’t! I could get cancer. You wouldn’t want me to get cancer?!”
Welp.
giving a lady oral sex is worth dealing with cancer if it came down to it. you would have to chop off my fucking tongue and...
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The older I get as a Parent
The more big deals become little ones.
The little ones are now laughable.
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Things I miss about Chicago #47
“Now, listen, you don’t go any one special place. That’s cornball style. You just go… after all week it builds up, you just… the idea is to have a ball. Now if you gonna stay cool, you got to wail.”
pocket contents: Depression Lies →
pocketcontents:
I suffer from depression. I come from a family that has generations of people who have suffered from depression and a number of people who have attempted suicide, some of whom have succeeded.
Depression lies to you.
It makes you think you are worthless.
It makes you believe you have never…
Perfect.
Wondering
I bet at the end of the day being a drug cartel mule leaves you feeling empty inside.
Just ate like an entire pie with a glass of milk
Taking an Instagram of the empty pie tin but can’t find the right filter for Shame.
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As I Stumble Towards Happily Ever After
I struggle with being as happy as I am with Jennifer because I’ve never done this before. You don’t know how to be a kid when you’re born. Or how to drive a car. Or how to be a man. Or how to be a father. Or how to be in love. I’m used to failing relationships and endings.
This isn’t going to end and so more often than not, I feel I haven’t packed enough for...
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RSVP! →
jezebelthegreat:
gorillasushi:
We’re finally sending out RSVPs this week but if anyone wants to get a jump on replying, the link above will do the trick.
(RSVP page has registry info too)
Wedding!
Happy.
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Recognize the moment that you're in right now as...
Why wait years from now to look back on it?
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The players tried to take the field
But the marching band refused to yield…
