I'm Not The Boss Of Me or Muscles Are Assholes
Me: hey triceps I'd like to really work you out today
Me: now I'd like to take a shower.
Me: get dressed
Me: now I'm going lift my work backpack onto my...
Me: why did you drop my bag? Seriously I'm going to just real quick like...
Me: now quit fucking around and dropping it and put my backpack on.
Me: well then how am I supposed to get my bag on the train?
Triceps: ... (snickers)
Me: this isn't funny. How am I going to do this?
Triceps: drag it.
I’ve been away and working and missed the internet having the babies. I cannot wait to meet him. I love him already.
I believe that love that is true and real creates a respite from death. All...– Midnight in Paris
Old, witty gray haired black men that don't give a...
Are my spirit animals
I'll see your Confederate flag
and raise you my finger.
I realize what makes me truly happy is when I see...
Witty Tumblr achievement unlocked
Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who...– Hunter S. Thompson (via areyouhighenough)
Mightyquinn72 on twitter
Mightyquinn72 on twitter
I should sleep but I over share
It’s just that I keep falling in love with her over and over again and want everyone to know why.
Thoughts Of Today
jen is sleeping. I’m using her hip as pillow, watching tv. The transfer went so quickly. The doc was very confident and assured which assured us it went well. All four of us watched it play out on a monitor. The future parents went home but are not gone. Our phones continue to be a buzz with updates requests of how jen’s doing and pictures of the day. We had dinner then agreed to...
trendyrende: Music as Catharsis →
trendyrende: Many of my friends would agree that music can serve as an incredible vessel for catharsis, but there are only so many times I experience this with such poignancy as today. I had an extremely stressful day at work. A day whose emotion I have not felt in some time. Not because work isn’t always… Beautiful
Twelve hours from now the procedure will be complete and with some luck Jennifer will be pregnant with the baby(s) of a wonderful loving couple. I hope we can sleep tonight. Wish us luck.
?wrong it Doing
In a hotel, not allowed to have sex, waiting to be pregnant.
Saturday embryo transfer a NO go
The little guys aren’t ready to go out into the real world yet. They need to grow a little more. So we chillax till Monday. Bonus: relaxing with no kids.
“Concrete jungle where dreams are made of” Landed at Laguardia to hugs and giddy smiles. “There’s nothing you can’t do” Since the plane was late we skipped dinner and they brought us straight to Grand Central Station for stories, laughter and a glass of wine. “I love New York” Quick goodbyes and now we ride the last train out of town to...
Surrogate Swagger or Being a badass and not...
Jen is gonna give a gift to some good folks that only a minute amount women in the country (and really the world because only the U.S. does surrogacy) have the balls and/or are capable to do. She is going to carry possibly two babies for someone else. She is by definition a badass with a huge heart. But ask her and she is unaware of how awesome she really is. Now take all of the Tennessee Titans...
QUICK! DC tumblrs!
We’re now being told the flight to NYC is delayed 3 hours. Should we/can we grab a cab and get some good DC eats? Recomendations? UPDATE: appears as Irishmexi points out Dulles ain’t no where fucking near DC. Gack. I wanted Ben’s Chilli Bowl but its an hour cab ride away. Bullocks.
We in Dulles
We are leaving KC just the two of us.
We return (hopefully) as four :)
Jen: what? Does it stink?
Me: No. Well yeah, but that's not why I... OMG
Me: I drank a lot of Guiness last night.
Me: I fart like crazy after I drink Guiness
Jen: ... (suddenly) OMG THE FLIGHT!!! DAMMIT WHY WOULD DRINK GUINESS THE NIGHT BEFORE A LONG FLIGHT? GREAT.
Jen: Its. Not. Funny.
This is one of the nights you talk about
Happy Birthday Colin.
There are fews things greater than wearing a Gay Pride shirt in the city of Fred Phelps.
novazembla: I Must Have That Man — Billie...
Just go to a QT to get their world famous Buffalo Bites and outa the blue said to myself as I was walking in: “Be a better person” Walk thru the doors and this really nice guy at work that annoys the fuck outa me was at the register paying and about to turn toward me. I quickly turned the other direction and said to myself: “tomorrow”.
Truthful Monday or Deep in the dark places of my...
Sometimes I imagine the aftermath of cheating on Jen. First I could never keep it a secret. Ever. So I would tell her. I know what her face looks like in pain, so I see it. I think about falling to my knees in guilt and begging for forgivnes. I think about the ripple effect and the people that would be shocked/hurt/disgusted/indifferent. I think about not living under my own roof and not waking...
Come To Topeka.