I don't think you're allowed all the sass
missdisgrace replied to your post: I’m think of being a Tumblr Matchmaker… I don’t think you’re allowed to tag #and.
I'm thinking of being a Tumblr Matchmaker...
there are two people here I follow that I think would be perfect for each other… hmmm
The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who...– Henri Nouwen (via dresspants)
I need a mra for my moobs
I think the job of...
Hey all you local people!
jholla: If you’re looking for something fun to do this weekend the Kaw Valley Farm Tour is the place to be. Click through for additional info. Some of my favorites on the tour this year: Ad Astra Alpaca Farm BlueJacket Crossing Vineyards and Winery Pendleton’s Country Market Blossom Trail Bee Ranch Iwig Family Dairy You can spend your entire day sampling cheese, wine, mushrooms, honey,...
Cum at me Bro– Marsha Brady
I say "Kill him!" so much when Packers players...
Bears vs Packers or Oompa Loompas vs the Lollipop...
There are a bunch of us going to the Classic Bean on Fairlawn at Noon for lunch if anyone else would like to join us.
You’re the only girl I’ve seen for a very long time that actually did look like...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night (via caryrandolph)
Coffee With "Friends"
Me: I’m at your house Manspeaker: Me and Cheyenne will be there in 5 minutes Me: I’m going to run to Blackbird and get a coffee, do you guys want anything? Manspeaker: we just left there. Me: … (Three minutes later at Blackbird) Me: I’ll have a Pumpkin Delight Barista: sorry Cheyenne Manspeaker just got the last Pumpkin Delight. Me: …
Swollen Heart Is Swollen
The thing I can’t tell you officially yet is official. All systems go. Jennifer is going __ __ _ ________ for a ___ _________ in ___________, __!
We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state and our education...– Charles Bukowski (via piranhapress)
I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles...– E. E. Cummings (via oughtnot)
If given a list of 120 people and you can pick two to make their dreams come true, how would you do it? Could you not get past the very first two who are first cause they have been waiting the longest? Or would you have to see all possiblities, then choose?
Of course Jen got great news this morning and couldn’t wait to tell me and wake me after I had only slept a few hours and I now can’t go back to sleep cause I’m excited too and cause the guy using a hammer on a wall or something outside my room. Of course.