May 2011
46 posts
Partially Lit Room: I hate my body →
shoelais:
The parts that jiggle and aren’t boobs
The way my thighs rub together when I walk
The extra fat that presses against my waistband
…or peeks out from under a shirt
Trying to squeeze into my size 1’s
And 3’s
And 5’s
And barely getting into the 7’s I purchased a few months ago
… Despite eating…
These are all my same feelings. Trust me I want to fit into a size 5 too.
officialbeastieboys:
Gil Scott-Heron R.I.P.
I Wonder
Its morning scale time. Today is two weeks. Yesterday I was 2.1 pounds shy of having lost twenty. Wonder if I made it. Wonder if I could drop a 2 lb deuce right quick just to be sure. #HCG
Diet Day Ten
Lost 15.6 ponds so far. This #HCG diet is a thirty to forty day program so I’m excited to see how far this goes.
Current weight 231.0
Back to my old notch in my belt and flirting with a new mysterious notch. I’ll be under 230 very soon for the first time in 10 years. I think ill try my old jeans this weekend.
21 more pounds and I will no longer be considered obese.
I have gotten...
Diet Day Seven
Down 10.1 pounds to 235.0
3 more weeks to go. By the way I’m at a pizza party and can’t take it anymore.
I declare May 21 a new international holiday
inthefade:
We will call it End Day and we will celebrate by living like it’s our last day on earth.
Eat, drink and be merry. Dance in the streets, have deviant sex, eat six pounds of bacon, stalk Guy Fieri just to kidney punch him. Or, make some art, call your mother, jump in a lake. Just prove you’re alive and well and still hanging with us mortals on earth.
The Crapture
I guess since they’re still here I have to change these poopy diapers.
Diet Day Six
The positive side of a diet and being hungry all of the time isWHYDONT YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FACE
A Pontiac Grand Am is not complete until it has...
Diet Day Five 239.9 lbs
5.5 pounds lost.
At this rate I’ll disappear in 170 days.
First time under 240 since April ‘09 when I got down to 233. I should pass that early next week.
#HCGdiet
Diet Day Four 243 lbs
First day 244 pounds
For two days the required binge eating gained 1.8 pounds.
Third day started down the long hard strict road, lost 2.2 pounds
Current weight 243
#HCGdiet
Diet Day Three
The first two days of this diet require you to binge eat. I know, keep it to yourself.
So this is the first day of the hardcore very strict diet.
And.
And um.
I am a junkie geting off heroin. I’m in a controlled crazed chaos of thoughts telling me to do old habits. Its so effortless how I just begin to do something bad for me.
I’m cranky. I’m panicy. I’m manic with...
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Still Day One Of My Diet
Is it over yet? Wonder if I’ve lost weight. Seriously how long is losing 50 pounds gonna take?
Day One 244 lbs
Diet starts today. Aggresive fad diet. Fuck it let’s go.
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...”
– (via tributetoaudrey)
Happy
Woke up from a two hour nap. Kids playing. Avett Brothers are the soundtrack as we clean the house. These are our days.
Funch.
This Morning
After his bottle, my 9 month old son latched onto my nipple which is something that I will never tell anyone about. Ever.
The 13 year old wants to be treated like she's 22
I want to be treated in a coma until she actually is 22.
Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms, Mas, Step-Moms,...
Movies That Make Me Cry
The Iron Giant (everysinglefuckingtime)
Life Is Beautiful
Baby it's not you, it's the serotonin.
Watchmanspeaker:
Have you met my friend Jude? He is quite the dancer.
I gots moves like dis all day ladies.
Change Comes Hard: Why Hank Sully Swing... →
manspeaker:
My wife and I chose a boys name before we had our first daughter, Stella. My wife’s siblings all have very unique names and two middle names. So we came up with Hank Sully Swing.
Hank, because I am a big fan of Hank Williams Sr.
Sully after Paul Newman’s character in the movie, “Nobody’s Fool.”
I love this very hard.
