April 2011
46 posts
Anyone Know How To Sew Napkins Together With...
Asking for a friend who’s kid pooped in the last diaper cause his wife insisted on waiting all day to go to the store.
March 2011
129 posts
Kicked Josie's Ass At Dance Party 2
She’s a sore loser and so is her Da.
I don’t dance to dance. I dance to win.
Game Changer With Josie
Yesterday I talked to and worked it out with my Ex that we would drive and meet halfway. I’m leaving in a few minutes to pickup my Josephina pina bina ballerina somewhere in godforesaken Iowa.
“Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there’s a...”
– Helen Keller (via jeniscagnetti)
Ever have clothes on so long your skin hurts?
Feels so good to be our home. Feels so good to in our bed, feeling like a Princess*.
*Jen says after getting a new bedroom room set, one of those memory foam thingy beds and a ridiculous amount of pillows last year that now when she lays in bed, she feels like a Princess.
Just Canceled Josephine's Flight
My daughter’s Spring Break didn’t line up with the other kids this year. So we couldn’t go on vacation as a family.
We elected to still go to Pheonix and have her come here the following week. The only way we could afford for us to go visit Jen’s parents and have Josie fly here is if she flew alone. Up until now I flew to Midway, met her and her mother there, exchanged and...
Albuquerque is pretty at night
Its like a scattered Light Brite set in the middle of the vast desert night
Speaker Man: Attacked for being involved in the... →
speaker-man:
I wanted to take a moment this morning to talk about my run for Topeka city council.
Since the start of the campaign we have been out hitting doors and talking to members of the community about how we as a city can do better. We have had lots of good conversations and seen lots of support not…
I gotta tell ya, the further South we get in...
Crying
The baby just asked me to quit my blubbering.
“It looks fine. You’re embarrassing me.”
Winter Beard Cutting Music
When I shave my head I listen to Minor Threat. I’m having trouble coming up with Beard music this year.
Settled on Thelonious Monk And John Coltrane at caringie hall. Maybe.
Somewhere in my body, gallons of Guiness are...
C'ead Mile Failte
Tiocfaidh ár lá
The motto of me IRA
Translated: Our day will come.
*Real Ireland Heros*
Today we salute you Mr. Saint Patrick
In a country were everyone is too drunk to drive anything, you drove the snakes right off the island!
"You're as thick as manure and half as useful"
The best month is March.
ryangigous:
Why? I am not sure there can even be a discussion. There is far too much awesomeness.
- NCAA Basketball Tournament
- St. Patrick’s Day - Best holiday. What kind of person doesn’t enjoy St. Patrick’s Day?
- Beginning of Spring
- Green is awesome.
March…The month of legendary year in and year out.
