January 2012
101 posts
Watchthedza:
Dance, dance, dance…
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December 2011
145 posts
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Tadhg's superpower is using a fist full of my...
Tiger - r = Tadhg
Anybody else wanna ask me a private question that...
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Dear Tumblr,
Why the fuck do you give the option of a private message if you’re going to just post it publicly anyway? Cockhat sucking dickface assmunch.
Jude.
judgernaut asked: Tell me more about this kid party! One of my friends is getting secretly married tomorrow and then having a New Year's Party (which will later be revealed to be a wedding party), but I don't know how long we will spend at that.
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Keith Downen (1972-2011)
A friend and fellow railroader died in his sleep. I hired out with Keith. We became friends early on cause he’s shy and I’m not. He pushd me in Conductor class. Our scores were always the highest. When we took the final exam (that usually takes 4 to 4 and half hours) he finished in 2 hours and 5 minutes. I finished in two hours and 15 minutes.
We went thru the engineer program at the same time....
All boring hotel room and no play make Jude a dull...
here’s Judy
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Total Bullshit
I know its pointless to be mad but the 10 yr old got her period.
That’s too fucking young. She’s a kid. She shouldn’t have to deal with all the bullshit and accidents and embarrassment and insecurity and inconvenience.
I know this is life and it prolly won’t be full tilt for a while, this isn’t my first rodeo. Still complete bullocks.
So very bullshit. Bullshit....
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Because of ashamedtosay
I wandered into a running store today while waiting for my phone to be repaired at Sprint.
I started off as a smart ass so the girl behind the counter asking me questions would stop asking me questions. She didn’t.
So I told her about my calf tear and year and half ago and she suggested a compression sleeve.
I told her about needing a sports girdle for my fat ass. She kept with me.
I...
kacyas:
mightyquinn72 replied to your post: MB’s Free Pass
YES! There’s this older chic that does an exercise show on public tv. I think it’s called body electric? Ugh, I would so destroy that.
Ooh baby, ooh!
Just to keep it fair, the woman my boyfriend would slay if he had the chance (his words…)
I can’t help it. What is she like 60? Man just looking at her my feet are begining...
ATTENTION INTERWEBS
Listen jerkasses, when I ask a question I expect the answer that I WANT to hear.
Not the right answer.
Question for the Interwebs
I went a bit overboard on a present to Jen this Christmas. She’s talking about returning it. It’s jewelry and it’s fabulous, however it’s too flashy for Jen. She sees herself as a simple girl. I see her as Jackie Kennedy.
She has an elegance and is so very much a lady and I am so in love with her. If you read my stuff, see what kind of a mom she is and how she deals with...
14 Days Till Surrogacy
I haven’t talked about this in a while because I wasn’t allowed to. Now I can. Kinda.
Over the summer Jen applied to be surrogate mother. It won’t be our egg/sperm just Jen’s oven. We were so happy when Jen was approved and excited when she was fast tracked. She is the ideal woman to be a surrogate and I couldn’t admire her more.
We went through the process of...
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Washing your hair with piss
Kid #2 is giving 4, 5 and 6 a bath. #2 called out to me for a request for towels. When I brought them to her she had her head IN the bathwater.
Me: whatchya doin?
2: washin my hair
Me: …
I’m not saying I know for a fact that the three little ones pissed the bathwater. Maybe they did or maybe they did.
As always, I am Ashamed to say nothing....: When I... →
ashamedtosay:
I had been fit, I had made a change in my life at the age of 30 to eat right and work out, having walked to the end of our block and into the gym wearing two bras, a XL cotton event shirt, and a pair of cotton sweat pants. I went to the second floor got on an elliptical and moved my body for 20…
Truthful
After the Holidays and a long cold january depress me.
The only thing that is currently holding it back is New Years and that Josephine is here till the 2nd. After that if I dont constantly look toward the spring I get bummed. Life doesn’t really resume for me till mid march.
This year however, there are some exceptions. We leave in two weeks for New York to have Jen’s surrogacy...
Phone Call With Jen
Me: We are on our way home, could you set up the P - R - E - S - E - N - T - S
Josie: I know that you spelled presents.
Me: ...
The next person who says they are bored, hungry or...
ashamedtosay:
I now understand why my parents were often grumpy after Christmas.
Yes. This, for the love of christ.
josie has taken off from midway
the volume of words of excitement inside of my lungs if spoken could shake this earth.
soon. soon she will be in my arms.
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Josie Flys In Tomorrow
Christmas day two.
“No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons...”
– Ralphie
Camron's Christmas
Yesterday Cam tried to tell the little kids that there was no Santa. Today St. Nick has his revenge.
The kid has been begging for a PS3 all season. He didnt want any other present just so he could then use his own money to buy Call of Duty 3. CofD3 is all that matters.
He didn’t get it from his dad.
He didn’t get it from Santa
He didn’t get it from us.
So the boy is...
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Going to sleep. There are some pretty wonderful...
Can not wait.
“I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I...”
– Ralphie
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“Don’t move. Everytime you move you spin.”
– Jen
Drunk Jen Is Drunk
Jen: Its spinning
Me: What's spinning?
Jen: You.
Hell's Bells and Sassafras: Above all, we are... →
judgernaut:
Above all, we are supposed to love the little children. We are supposed to stretch wider than we previously thought possible, and throw our arms around them in a fit of lovely madness. One day they will march into battle flying the colors we’ve sewn for them. If we let them down, how will they…
“Careful. They spill all over”
– The Old Man
