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buck2pointzero:

It’s just you and me. And the internet. 

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Therapist: But why?
Me: Cause I have to win.
Therapist: Win what?
Me: Everything.
Therapist: Which proves?
Me: That I win everything.
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wentdog:

gpoy

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redcloud:

alongthepathoflife:

In today’s episode of unnecessarily gendered products.

You know what they say about guys with big noses…

I don’t know. Maybe if Kleenex made a box of tissue tube socks. THEN. I’d be in jerk off heaven.

That’s funny. I’m gonna tweet that.

Posted: 1 day ago - With: 325 notes - Reblog

Man you can not beat a beautiful night and the clickity clack of the track.

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 18 notes - Reblog

gameraboy:

Out of Scale (1951)

Selfie

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 100 notes - Reblog

What the video should have been! - YouTube

bbmoxxi:

So. This happened. *if you’ve ever wanted to see me sing/be ridiculous, watch this.

Posted: 3 days ago - With: 13 notes - Reblog

May I kiss your face?

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(Source: lucky-losers, via nopantson)

Posted: 3 days ago - With: 75 notes - Reblog

That whole yes/no thing?

No: suspended, snake, jumping beans, and helicopter.

Yes: Everything else.

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coldplaymania:

Coldplay+Nature

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Now the sky could be blue could be grey
Without you I'm just miles away Oh the sky could be blue I don't mind Without you it's a waste of time
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My 42nd Year On This Earth or A Happy Birth Day

I’ve never understood when people say that as you get older “Birthdays are just another day” or “lose their meaning” or some variation of that shit.

My Birthday isnt just any day it’s September 9th.

More importantly my Birthday means I’m alive and you can bet your lilly white ass my life has fucking meaning.

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#   im alive 

nopantson:

Thirty-ish something years ago I burst through a vagina with an umbilical cord thrice coiled around my neck, nearly killing my mother and myself.

I was two weeks past due and twelve or so hours tardy to the party. Arrived on the scene with a head full of black hair and fat legs. Some things never change.

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