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Every time some unoriginal ass tweets or retweets “Somebody wake up Green Day” I’m gonna blow out random kids birthday candles and push old ladys down stairs.

Posted: 18 hours ago - With: 22 notes - Reblog

There may come a day when I don’t run to store and falter in my job as husband but it is not this day.

Posted: 22 hours ago - With: 23 notes - Reblog

Breathe In Breathe Out

Tonight after leaving our volunteer gig serving children, getting in my car and driving away I fucking felt alive. I always do but I haven’t volunteered in a while and good lord does it feel amazing.

Is Silverbackks for those who are helped or those who help?

Posted: 22 hours ago - With: 26 notes - Reblog

lizbethlost:

This one made me chuckle.

(Source: namelessin314)

Posted: 1 day ago - With: 38 notes - Reblog

I’m so fat and lazy I don’t even want to exorcise my demons.

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 13 notes - Reblog

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

(Source: famousest, via raycharlez)

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 287,696 notes - Reblog

"I found I was more confident when I stopped trying to be someone else’s definition of beautiful and started being my own."

Remington Miller (via remycase)
Posted: 2 days ago - With: 274 notes - Reblog

abundanceofcalm:

I know you’re cracking wise, mightyquinn72, but just to be sure…

• Not in love
• No more babies
• I puked a little

I’m guessing that’s morning sickness.

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 19 notes - Reblog

I lost a follower after my poop post

Wait come back.

Inspirational quote.

Helping homeless

Snowboarding cat.

Damnit it’s too late.

You win this time explosive shit.

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 21 notes - Reblog

Details? I shit my face off. Yeah I’m going to be fine but the fellas at the Water Treatment Facility… are gonna hate life. Um, even more I suppose.

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 6 notes - Reblog
#   rockysmom 
#   sarahound 

"Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something."

(via nopantson)

(Source: youlooklikeamuppet, via nopantson)

Posted: 2 days ago - With: 630 notes - Reblog

It doesn’t feel like monday.

stumblefalterfall:

But it is. Stupid Monday.

OMG Sunday night here is Monday morning in Australia. *The worst night and the worst day over lap.*

Everything horrible ever now makes sense.

Posted: 3 days ago - With: 25 notes - Reblog

I just destroyed the men’s toilet at BNSF KCK

Posted: 3 days ago - With: 8 notes - Reblog

How many days before ADD meds start to kick in cause I’m still having to use my fingers.

Posted: 3 days ago - With: 10 notes - Reblog

Stupid Tumblr App

Damnit why can’t I answer this anon, anonymously?

Asking for a friend.

Posted: 3 days ago - With: 5 notes - Reblog