Every time some unoriginal ass tweets or retweets “Somebody wake up Green Day” I’m gonna blow out random kids birthday candles and push old ladys down stairs.
There may come a day when I don’t run to store and falter in my job as husband but it is not this day.
Tonight after leaving our volunteer gig serving children, getting in my car and driving away I fucking felt alive. I always do but I haven’t volunteered in a while and good lord does it feel amazing.
Is Silverbackks for those who are helped or those who help?
I’m so fat and lazy I don’t even want to exorcise my demons.
Wait come back.
Damnit it’s too late.
You win this time explosive shit.
Details? I shit my face off. Yeah I’m going to be fine but the fellas at the Water Treatment Facility… are gonna hate life. Um, even more I suppose.
But it is. Stupid Monday.
OMG Sunday night here is Monday morning in Australia. *The worst night and the worst day over lap.*
Everything horrible ever now makes sense.
I just destroyed the men’s toilet at BNSF KCK
How many days before ADD meds start to kick in cause I’m still having to use my fingers.
Damnit why can’t I answer this anon, anonymously?
Asking for a friend.